LATEST:
Our first album THE SINGLES Volume 1
is now available via music apps and stores
SONGS (set 1)
Tap/click on any song image or title to be taken to the full length version of the song in Spotify.
The Tone Renegades
A song about us. It is pretty much a punk song that provides the mission statement that we gave ourselves when we formed our band.
The Black Widow
The second track is about a young lady who makes money through the wills of her deceased husbands (of which there have been quite a few).
The Malcolm Liberation Front
About a hunchback and a support group that is formed made up of members whose love of the hunchback comes close to hero worship.
Willy loves Suzie
The second track is a rather disturbing track about a lonely outcast who has formed an unhealthy relationship with his pet cat.
Lily's heart belongs to me
A man romantically singing about how wonderful his fiancee is, until it becomes obvious that the girl he believes he is going to marry is actually dead.
Drug dealer
The second track is louder and faster, expressing the views of a drug dealer.
Justice from beyond the grave
Mandy is murdered and her soul is sent to hell. But she manages to make a deal with the devil to return to the surface and seek revenge against her killer.
Spend spend spend, debt debt debt
The second track is about buying on finance and then getting into unmanageable debt
Cure for the insane
About a man with multiple personalities who does not realise that he is insane. He undergoes electric shock therapy in an attempt to cure him.
The window cleaner
The second track is about a window cleaner who makes his job bearable by having relationships with lonely housewives.
Forever mine
Starts off sounding like a typical "boy meets girl" rock love song, but as the song progresses the disturbing nature of the situation the girl is in becomes more obvious.
Situation bleak
The second track is about the helplessness that can be felt when considering the state of the world.
The dictator
A punk track about a ruthless dictator in charge of a small nuclear armed country, showing that his desire for power is compensation for his shortcomings.
Sell them your children
The second track is about drug addiction and the desperation of addicts to raise money to fund their next hit.
Lost at sea
An almost operatic rock track about a fisherman whose boat has been pushed out to sea in bad weather and he is beginning to hallucinate
Weather the storm together
Another main track. This song is about the troubles in the world (environment and pollution) and the importance of love in times of difficulty.
Encounter in the park
A song about a man who shows kindness to a homeless girl in the park, which leads to eventual marriage. However, the man had a dark secret in his past and was not in the park for good reasons.
Amazonian river crises
The second track is about two beautiful Amazonian girls who find themselves in a river confronted by a massive river snake. What would they do to survive?
For one night only
A young single guy singing about how he does not like to commit, and that any girl in his life will be only a one-night-stand
Spiders
The second track is about spiders in the attic of a house that have been eating chemical waste and getting electric shocks from loose wiring. This has caused them to grow very large and feel very angry.
Bus driver
A dance track about a bus driver who cares nothing about his passengers and is more concerned with having fun and pleasure whilst driving.
Deranged Santa
The second track is a chirpy rock song about Santa being hit by lightning on Christmas Eve and it causing him to become evil and deranged.
SONGS (set 2)
Links to full versions of these single releases will be available on our website in the coming weeks.
She loves you "muchly"
A song about a man who orders himself a mail order robotic bride from China, falls in love with her, and then forgets she is not completely waterproof.
Alien conquest
The second track is about a man who sees a spaceship land and an alien come out who he believes is a threat to mankind.
Night in Cramley Manor
A song about a man who has a bet with a friend that he will spend the night in a haunted manor house.
Cruise ship murder
The second track is about a man who works as a toilet sanitation assistant, but decides to try to solve a murder on a cruise ship that he happens to be on.
Sheila Nightly
A song about a man who has a beautiful neighbour who goes out every night. The man has strong feelings of desire towards the young lady.
Grumpy old man
The second track is about a lonely old man who hates his life so tries his hardest to also make life miserable for everyone else.
London sewer rats
A song about super intelligent rats living below London who plan to rise to the surface and conquer mankind.
Hunting for brains
The second track is a reggae inspired track about a man on a camping trip with his friend. He wakes up to find a zombie eating his friend's brain.
Castles and dragons and knights
A song about nothing really. It is an atmospheric rock track describing events in a fantasy world of castles and dragons and knights.
I dream of kissing Brenda
The second track is a country inspired song about a young care worker who develops romantic feelings towards the old lady that he takes care of.
I swear to you, my darling
A romantic song about a man suffering from Tourette Syndrome who is in love with his beautiful girlfriend.
Primrose
The second track is about a young man who has a new girlfriend, but he tries too hard to impress her and express his love for her, and loses her.
Chuckles and Giggles
A song about a loveable circus clown who, after falling asleep each night, is possessed by an evil demon and goes on a murder spree.
The eleventh shot
The second track is slow-paced song about a young man who gets very drunk and ends up having unprotected sex with an even younger female.
Don't drink the water
A song about pollution, seeing it from both the point of view of the people who suffer the consequences and from the point of view of the companies causing the pollution.
Feeling warm on the 20th floor
The second track is about a group of people trapped on the 20th floor of a burning office block with no hope of escape.
Imprisoned heart
A song about a man who is in prison and fantasises about an attractive female prison guard.
The dog
The second track is a punk influenced song about a mad dog terrorising and attacking anybody who approaches the town's cemetary.
The Louise Show
A song about a creepy man who spends all of his time watching his sexy young neighbour through his bedroom window or stalking her when she goes out.
The politician
The second track is a punk inspired song about a greedy and dishonest politician who uses public money to fund his questionnable lifestyle.
Barbara and Lucy
A song about a man who is caught by his wife making love to their young and sexy neighbour in the matrimonial bedroom.
Mother knows best
The second track is a quirky song about a man reflecting about his childhood and the advice his unconventional mother gave him.
SONGS (set 3)
This is where we upload our potential third set of singles, but some of these may never get released to music stores.
I will love you forever
A slow rock ballad that sounds like a love song until you realise that the man singing has never met the woman whom he loves. The full length version is over 10 minutes long!
Lost in a cold dark forest
The second track is a dark rock song about a couple who get lost in a forest and fear that they might be attacked by bears or wolves.
My favourite teacher
A slightly ska-inspired rock song about a man reflecting on his childhood and a teacher he had as a teenage boy. The teacher was stunningly attractive and went further than just flirting with the boys in her class.
Three harassed girls
The second track is a rather uncomfortable country-inspired rock song about three girls on a bus being sexually harassed by a drunk man.
Drugs, booze and aliens
A light-hearted blues inspired rock song about a man who is out of his head on drugs and booze and starts to believe that he is being visited by aliens. The full song is over 7 minutes in length.
The noose
The second track is about a sheriff living in medieval times who cooks one of the prince's geese and is going to face the hangman for his crime.
Sally Litter
A ska-inspired punk song about a female baseball player who spends her spare time as a vigilante.
Dead annoyed
The second track is a punk(ish) song about a man who wakes up buried in his coffin two months after he was murdered.
The Ballad of Jack and Jill
A slow paced rock ballad about Jack The Ripper and his girlfriend Jill. A kind-of rock epic, which is over 8 minutes long in the full version.
Auntie is a wicked witch
The second track is a punk song about a young man who fancies his cousin, but considers his obstructive aunt to be a witch.
The painter
A catchy (and rather silly) rock song about a very bad painter sitting in a customer's house waiting for the paint to dry.
Anger and rage
The second track is a punk inspired song about a man who cannot control his anger whenever he witnesses an injustice.
The Lycanthrope Moors
A slightly goth inspired heavy rock song about villagers who live near to a moor and get attacked by werewolves if they go out when there is a full moon.
Walking in Rupert's shoes
The second track is a mild rock track about a man who is envious of Rupert's life and believes he can be like him if he walks a mile in his shoes.
Heartbroken and homeless on Christmas Day
A slow paced gentle rock song about a man who was made homeless by his girlfriend. She took all his possessions and left him on Christmas Day.
Mermaids
The second track is a blues-inspired mid-paced rock track about beautiful, but evil, mermaids who hunt unsuspecting sailors.
ALBUM: The Singles (volume 1)
TRACK LISTING
You can listen to samples below, or click/tap on album image above to hear the full length versions of the songs on Spotify
PLAY ALLSKIP-
The Tone Renegades
A punk song about us. It is pretty much a song that provides the mission statement that we gave ourselves when we formed our band.
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The Malcolm Liberation Front
A fun rock song about a hunchback and a support group that is formed made up of members whose love of the hunchback comes close to hero worship.
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Justice from beyond the grave
A fairly heavy rock track. Mandy is murdered and her soul is sent to hell. But she manages to make a deal with the devil to return to the surface and seek revenge against her killer.
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The dictator
A punk track about a ruthless dictator in charge of a small nuclear armed country, showing that his desire for power is compensation for his shortcomings.
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Lily's heart belongs to me
A slow paced rock ballad about a man who is romantically singing about how wonderful his fiancee is, until it becomes obvious that the girl he believes he is going to marry is actually dead.
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Cure for the insane
A fun rock track about a man with multiple personalities who does not realise that he is insane. He undergoes electric shock therapy in an attempt to cure him.
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Weather the storm together
A pop/rock song about the troubles in the world (environment and pollution) and the importance of love in times of difficulty.
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Forever mine
A melodic rock track that starts off sounding like a typical "boy meets girl" love song, but as the song progresses the disturbing nature of the situation the girl is in becomes more obvious.
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For one night only
A punk-inspired song in which a young single guy is singing about how he does not like to commit, and that any girl in his life will be only a one-night-stand.
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Lost at sea
An almost operatic rock track about a fisherman whose boat has been pushed out to sea in bad weather and he is beginning to hallucinate.
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Bus Driver
Our first (and possibly only) attempt at a dance track. It is about a grumpy old bus driver who cares nothing about his passengers and is more concerned with having fun and pleasure whilst driving.
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Willy loves Suzie
A great rock track that tells the rather disturbing story of a lonely outcast who has formed an unhealthy relationship with his pet cat.
OBSESSION, WEREWOLVES, CLOWNS, GHOULS & ROCK
These are the tracks to be featured on our upcoming second album.
TRACK LISTING
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She loves you "muchly"
A foot-tapping rock song about a man who orders himself a mail order robotic bride from China, falls in love with her, and then forgets she is not completely waterproof.
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Chuckles and Giggles
A dark rock song about a loveable circus clown who, after falling asleep each night, is possessed by an evil demon and goes on a murder spree.
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I will love you forever
A slow rock ballad that sounds like a love song until you realise that the man singing has never met the woman whom he loves. The full length version is over 10 minutes long!
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The phantom rap
Our attempt at a rock/rap song. It is about a disfigured actor who, as The Phantom Ghoulie, haunts an old theatre.
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Primrose
A fun alternative rock song about a young man who has a new girlfriend, but he tries too hard to impress her and express his love for her, and subsequently loses her (in under 6 hours).
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The Lycanthrope Moors
A goth inspired heavy rock song about villagers who live near to a moor and get attacked by werewolves if they go out when there is a full moon.
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Castles and dragons and knights
A catchy pop/rock song with a slight operatic feel, which is about nothing really. It is an atmospheric track describing events in a fantasy world of castles and dragons and knights.
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Sheila Nightly
A foot-tapping rock song about a man who has a beautiful neighbour who goes out every night. The man has strong feelings of desire towards the young lady.
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Sally Litter
A slightly ska-inspired punk(ish) song about a female baseball player who spends her spare time as a vigilante.
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Feeling warm on the 20th floor
A gentle rock song with rather depressing subject matter, about a group of office workers stuck on the 20th floor of a burning building with no hope of escape.
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The mutated leper nazi army
An epic metal-inspired rock song about a group of Nazi-decendant lepers whose colony suffers from nuclear testing, and they become deformed and irradiated.
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The Ballad of Jack and Jill
A slow paced rock ballad about Jack The Ripper and his girlfriend Jill. A kind-of twisted epic rock love song.
Future album: potential tracks
These are tracks being considered for a potential future third album.
TRACK LISTING
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The future looks bleak
A gritty metal track about the decay of the values and morals that made countries once great.
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Janine
A foot-tapping rock track about a girl who works in a burger bar, but is desperate to get rich and improve her life.
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Headless chickens
A silly high-energy rock song that is literally about headless chickens. It was originally going to be about politicians, but the lyrics never really worked.
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Doris Tidley vs Doctor Death
A foot-tapping rock song about an old lady who blames a doctor for the death of her 96 year old husband.
WARNING: Many of our songs have swearing or deal with adult subject matter and are not suitable for children.
Our releases can be found in music stores/apps by searching for...
ABOUT US
We like to think of our music as a merging of punk, metal, rock and maybe even a little reggae (with the odd ballad or operatic influence thrown in for good measure).
If you click/tap on any of the numbers under SONGS and ALBUMS at the top of the page then you will be able to hear samples of our songs.
We try to write songs that are somewhat different from everything else around. Every song is original, and although the lyrics can seem quite shocking at times, we try to introduce some humour into most of our songs (even if the tongue-in-cheek humour might not be too obvious on first listen).
Our songs often sound a little rough, parlty due to us making them with no outside support. We like rough sounding music, inspired by the music from the UK punk revolution of the late 1970s, where the music was raw and exciting.
The band came into existence in early 2025, and we spent a lot of time writing and producing songs.
We like to keep our band activity separate from our normal lives. We do the band more as a hobby than a profession, and have what some people might deem to be "real" jobs. Therefore, we only ever refer to ourselves using our stage names to help keep our private lives separate from the work we do in the band.
We release all our songs like old-style singles, with two tracks (the "A" track and the "B" track), trying to follow in the footsteps of many of the classic bands of the past that we like to listen to.
We would love our music to be listened to, so if you like anything you hear then please tell your friends and help to spread the word.